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Wednesday, 12 June 2013

{Wordless Wednesday} My daughter's AWESOMENESS

Some words are needed for this Wordless Wednesday. It's because the photo is of words. My daughters words. This chick cracks me up with her humour. Just to set the scene for you - she isn't feeling very well. She had yesterday off school and this morning I found this stuck to her door. It's a bit blurry so scroll down to read and have a laugh.

IF ANYONE EVEN TRIES TO GET ME OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING I WILL PUNCH THEM. I'VE ALREADY WRITTEN MY WILL, I'M DYING. I AM TO BE BURIED WITH A GUNS 'N' ROSES CD AND SNOWFLAKE* & CHOCOLATE CAKE. MY COFFIN WILL BE GREEN AND DECORATED WITH HARRY POTTER AND DOCTOR WHO (10TH) AWESOMENESS. IF ANYONE AT MY FUNERAL WEARS ANY BLACK I WILL HAUNT THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THERE WILL BE FIREWORKS, FOOD, LOTS OF NERDY BOOKS, FANDOMMANIA (POTTERHEADS, WHOVIANS, DIVERGENTS, SHADOWHUNTERS, HOBBITS, MISFITS, TRIBUTES, CASTORS & ANY OTHER GENUINE NERDS) & A CRAPLOAD OF ROCK 'N' ROLL.

CYAA WHEN YOU DIE TOO!

*Snowflake is a teddy bear that she was given when she was born

Linking up with Bree from Twinkle in the Eye for a Wordless Wednesday!

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Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Dear Parents of Teenage Girls. Gather 'Round....

Please watch this

I draw your attention to the 9 second mark.

Go on. Go watch it again. I'll wait.

Now, I ask you. Is that really truly the face of an "upset teenage girl"??

??????

Dear Vanish Napisan PR people. I invite you to come and spend a week at my house to see what an upset teenage girl actually looks like, 'cause I guarantee you that a normal upset teenage girl looks nothing like that!

If that is their idea of a teenage girl being "so upset" I'd love to see how they'd portray one that is in the throes of a bitchy moody hormone riddled PMS'y week. You know, one who snaps at you for the slightest thing, back chats when asked to do something and blames you for every possible thing that goes wrong in their life that week - or maybe that is just my little ~~Princess BitchFace~~ darling.

That. Up there. Is PrincessBF on a good day. She'd have a lot more to say than just pulling a slight grimace on her face if her favourite pair of white jeans were ruined. But I love her and wouldn't have her any other way. For now.

Parents with teens. Is that how your teenage daughter behaves when she is "so upset"?

Really truly?

Acutally, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Unless of course your daughter is more like my devil child and then comment away and make me feel better.