Something about how movies lead us to believe that people wake in the morning and upon seeing that special person beside them they embrace and start kissing passionately, blah blah blah..
*bullshit*
*gag*
I even had a list and photos of movies this fake moment in time happened in.
I mean, what is THAT all about!? Who does that!? What sort of message are we teaching our kids!?
But then I started researching for this post.
Apparently I'M the weird one and everybody is kissing first thing in the morning.
According to a forum I found, the consensus is that if you both have morning breath they cancel each other out but if one person has already brushed their teeth it's a no go zone.
So the equation would go something like this;
morning breath + morning breath = good kissing
morning breath + fresh breath = bad kissing
Apparently.
There's not a chance in hell I'm testing the theory. Not a fecking chance.
Do YOU do the wake up, haven't brushed your teeth morning kiss? I'm not talking about the quick "mouth closed to keep in the nasty breath peck on the lips or cheek" type of kiss. I'm talking passion, I'm talking tongues.
AM I the strange one???
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Luckily I don't have to worry about this as my husband is off to work at dawn. It really sounds unpleasant, although I'm sure back in the dating days this happened frequently.
ReplyDeleteIt just doesn't seem very appealing to me! Just a tad gross!
DeleteI will join you in being a strange one - don't do the morning passion kiss bit. Might have been married for too long.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jacana - I knew I couldn't be the only one!!
DeleteHe gives me a quick smooch as he leaves for work...
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about this the other day... when the movie actors/resses are making whoopie... its SO not like that in real life..
hahahah! love this post
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Thanks Yvette :)
DeleteI have a bitch about it EVERY time I see a movie when kissing passionately happens as soon as people wake!! It's like people waking up looking like they just walked out of the beauty salon!
I totally agree with you on this one - toothpaste first for both parties :)
ReplyDeleteTotally!! Mouthwash too is always a bonus!
DeleteZero passion in the AM here!!!
ReplyDeleteOh I can do the passion, just with no kissing or breathing on me!! LOL
DeleteOh ugh, no thanks, the only thing going into my mouth in the morning is coffee.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!!!
DeleteOnly if it were him and I, away on holidays, and we both happened to wake up at the same time. So, no.
ReplyDeleteNope, even on holidays there's no way you could convince Mr Hausfrau and I to kiss with passion first thing in the morning!!!
DeleteWell thanks for that. I hadn't considered the brushing teeth part. But it doesn't matter, I'll kiss first thing in the morning anyway. ;)
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I just can't bring myself to test the theory!!
DeleteYucky!!
ReplyDeleteVery yucky!!
DeleteYou're not strange at all! I RARELY kiss my man first thing. Sometimes I even gag when my kiddies come to give me a kiss on the lips. Mornings aren't for kissing in my book!
ReplyDeleteMr Hausfrau threatens to kiss me if I'm annoying him too much on a Sunday morning while he's reading the paper in bed! I run away. Fast. I'd gag too....
DeleteOh hell no I don't want to kiss or BE kissed that early in the morning without brushing my teeth first. A hug is all the hubs gets. Thanks for hosting the hop. Following you now via GFC.
ReplyDeleteI get 3 goodbye kisses when Mr Hausfrau walks out the door. Both cheeks and forehead. Just stay away from my mouth! LOL
DeleteThanks for following :)
(I didn't host the hop though, I just hopped on board it!)
I would never!! It would make me throw up a little. I can't even stand my own breath in the a.m., there is no way I'd mix it up. Auughhh! Rachel xx
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OMG Rachel I'm exactly the same!! I just can't see how people say that if you've both got morning breath how they cancel each other out!! Not game to try it either! I reckon it just makes VERY bad breath! I've been with Mr Hausfrau for a long time and I'd still be embarrassed if my morning breath was breathed onto him!!
DeleteWho are the people who do this? Cause I don't know them! And is it the same people who were in a Facebook conversation and have sex 7 times a week oven though they have five kids.
ReplyDeleteMakes the rest of us look like a bunch of prudes!
I must have missed that conversation Jess.... 7 times a week!? Pfft, I should be so lucky....
DeleteI have and will... But I'm usually out of bed long before he has to get up.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you *gag* :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, I reckon Bree!!
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