FFS Friday. Can't. Stop. Coughing.

Well it's been a while since my last FFS Friday post. Some may think that's because I've had nothing to whinge about. If only. I have no excuse except laziness kids being busy.

So what's been making me drink wine lately?

Can't. Stop. Coughing. FFS

I've been sick for about 2 weeks. FFS
Didn't even want to drink wine. FFS
Last Saturday I lost my voice. FFS
Mr Hausfrau was happy that I couldn't nag him. FFS
Boy did I show him! I nagged him via facebook and text messages. No FFS
We had to go to Ikea while I had no voice which meant I couldn't give my full opinion of what I wanted. FFS
My phone went flat in Ikea. FFS

We are renovating soon! No FFS
Last Friday night the flooring salesman came over. No FFS
They wanted a 30% $3300 deposit on the night. There and then. FFS
Mr Hausfrau set them straight. No FFS

Last week my laptop died. Again. FFS
Luckily Mr Hausfrau is clever and fixed it. No FFS

PrincessBF is pulling an all nighter to finish an English assignment. It's due tomorrow. FFS
She's had 3 weeks to do it. FFS
Somehow it'll be my fault. FFS

Team manager duties for PrincessBF's AFL team are doing my head in. FFS
Lack of parent helpers pisses me off big time! FFS
Don't just sit in your car and beep your horn at the end of training. Get out of your freaking car and come and listen to what we have got to say. FFS

Our favourite TV show to watch as a family is back on! Once Upon A Time! No FFS
It's not on until 2215!!! FFS

I'm over being sick. FFS
My voice has gone from being totally gone, to a chipmunk on helium, to a husky sounding phone sex worker. FFS
I'm also masquerading as a snot factory. FFS
The last 3 nights I have moved to the lounge room in the middle of the night to sleep so my coughing doesn't wake Mr Hausfrau. FFS
Crappiest sleeps. FFS
Can't stop coughing during the day too. FFS

Starting to freak out a little about the Ride to Conquer Cancer. It's 4 months away and I still need to raise another $1600 to go. FFS

I'm off to take another cold and flu tablet. Don't look 'cause imma gonna swallow it with a little glass of wine. (no I'm not drinking wine during the day. I wrote this last night. Honest!)

Anything been giving you the shits this week? Tell me. It's cheaper than therapy apparently.

Hooking up with the gorgeous Sarah from Dear Baby G who is currently on a much deserved holiday. 

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If you've been following me on facebook you may or may not know that I have registered for a 220km bike ride  for the Perth Ride to Conquer Cancer in 2013. This is a cause close to my heart as I have lost some very special people to this horrible disease. As part of my entry I need to fund raise a minimum of $2500 to take part in the actual ride. I really hate asking for donations but I've been told that it's the only way! Do you have a spare $2? Every little bit helps. All money raised will go directly to support cancer patients and their families and all donations $2 and over are tax deductible. Thank you!!

FFS FRIDAY - The one where I missed a few weeks of FFS'ing

Let me start with my first FFS. It's 2145 on Friday and I'm only just now sitting down to write my FFS Friday post! FFS!!

It's been a while since I've had a chance to FFS. FFS

Soooooo, when last we met to listen to me whinge I was gearing up for the SunSmart Women's Triathlon.

Did it. No FFS

The swim sucked. FFS

Had no money to celebrate afterwards. FFS

Last week Mr Hausfrau flew to Germany for a well deserved work trip. No FFS

I couldn't go. FFS

The dog has been behaving badly ever since he left. FFS

He's been gone a week. FFS

The dogs barking drives me effing crazy. FFS

Still have another week to go. FFS

Yesterday Mr Hausfrau's "work" trip ended and he is now visiting his family. No FFS

He keeps teasing me over Skype with all the yummy food and drink he is having. FFS

On Wednesday Random Boy took his iPod touch to school when he shouldn't have. FFS

Some little shit purposely jumped on his bag and smashed it. FFS

PrincessBF has built up teenager hormones raging around her body. FFS

Last night I went to say goodnight to her. As I was walking out of the room I said "Goodnight honey - I love you" - to which she shrieked "SHUT THE DOOR!" FFS!

Mr Hausfrau doesn't get home until next Saturday. FFS

I get the whole bed and use of TV remote to myself until then. No FFS

Until then I also have to deal with him teasing me with all that Germany has to offer. FFS

I have the worst PMS. FFS

I have heaps of wine in the wine rack. THANK F&$K

Linking up with the gorgeous Sarah from Dear Baby G for FFS Friday - apparently it's cheaper than mofo therapy. Wine helps too!!

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If you've been following me on facebook you may or may not know that I have registered for a 220km bike ride  for the Perth Ride to Conquer Cancer in 2013. This is a cause close to my heart as I have lost some very special people to this horrible disease. As part of my entry I need to fund raise a minimum of $2500 to take part in the actual ride. I really hate asking for donations but I've been told that it's the only way! Do you have a spare $2? Every little bit helps. All money raised will go directly to support cancer patients and their families and all donations $2 and over are tax deductible. Thank you!!

FFS FRIDAY - The First Edition

What better way to whinge about my week than to link up with Sarah over at Dear Baby G with my first edition of FFS Friday!

What's FFS stand for I hear you ask? Come closer and I'll whisper it.

For Fuck Sake

Last Saturday I went to an open water swim session held by the people hosting the Women's Triathlon. No FFS

The water was the choppiest that the trainers have EVER seen it. FFS

Since I've only just gotten over my inability to swim I chickened out and didn't swim all the laps. FFS

I got pretty pissed with myself afterwards. FFS

Took myself to the gym and held my own little triathlon (7km ride/3km run/300m swim) to make up for it. No FFS

My knee is starting to hurt like a bitch when I run. FFS

Sunday morning Mr Hausfrau tested out his new bike and we went for a ride. No FFS

Sunday arvo I started to feel like crap. FFS

Monday morning I woke up sick. FFS

Tuesday morning I woke up sick. FFS

Tuesday my Princess BF turned 13! No FFS

I felt old. FFS

Tuesday night PrincessBF accidently smashed my laptop screen. FFS FFS FFS

Wednesday Mr Hausfrau was paid but it wasn't what we were expecting. FFS

Got a $500 tax bill. FFS

No money for much this fortnight. FFS

Didn't look like I could enter my next tri in time. FFS

Did it anyway. No FFS

2 minute noodles for dinner this fortnight. FFS

No birthday present for me next week. FFS

No money for wine. FFS

Have some in the wine rack. THANK F&$K

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If you've been following me on facebook you may or may not know that I have registered for a 220km bike ride  for the Perth Ride to Conquer Cancer in 2013. This is a cause close to my heart as I have lost some very special people to this horrible disease. As part of my entry I need to fund raise a minimum of $2500 to take part in the actual ride. I really hate asking for donations but I've been told that it's the only way! Do you have a spare $2? Every little bit helps. All money raised will go directly to support cancer patients and their families and all donations $2 and over are tax deductible. Thank you!!