Something about how movies lead us to believe that people wake in the morning and upon seeing that special person beside them they embrace and start kissing passionately, blah blah blah..
I even had a list and photos of movies this fake moment in time happened in.
I mean, what is THAT all about!? Who does that!? What sort of message are we teaching our kids!?
But then I started researching for this post.
Apparently I'M the weird one and everybody is kissing first thing in the morning.
According to a forum I found, the consensus is that if you both have morning breath they cancel each other out but if one person has already brushed their teeth it's a no go zone.
So the equation would go something like this;
morning breath + morning breath = good kissing
morning breath + fresh breath = bad kissing
There's not a chance in hell I'm testing the theory. Not a fecking chance.
Do YOU do the wake up, haven't brushed your teeth morning kiss? I'm not talking about the quick "mouth closed to keep in the nasty breath peck on the lips or cheek" type of kiss. I'm talking passion, I'm talking tongues.
AM I the strange one???
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